上海滩(shanghai tan)

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

AM I ATTRACTIVE TO GAYS?

Now why would I ask such a silly qn?

Kmrn ketemu neh satu cowoq d MRT deket rumah kita. Kan dy ceritanya approach kita... In English: "Aduh dari Spore jg yach??" Dy blg dy org Shanghai bekas sklh d nus... Wah gw ama Sando udah seneng bgt.. Kan keren duonk ada temen Spore yg tinggal deket gw. Gw keluarin kartu nama SMU gw - neh nama gw.. dari SMU.... OK.. Terus selang 3 hari, dy e-mail gw. ternyata namanya jun.

Ok... dy blg lu coba add gw d msn dech.. OK.. gw add.. Kali pertama dy msn ama gw.. BLARRR...

Ini conversation-nya: (d bawah nama org-nya ....)

.... says: "dun worri. i'm online most of the time"
! normz says:hehe
! normz says: me too
... says: i found that u r quite naughty!!!!!
! normz says:lol (dlm hati DH: ok.. sounds funny .. heh?? ini org gila??)
.... says: always replace the ending "y" to "i"
! normz says:hahahaha (DH: oh.. hayyahhhh cm geto doank)
.... says:such as realli onli
! normz says:oh.. (DH: ya udah .... biasa geto loh)
! normz says:thta's sporean (DH: anak mama lu!!!!)
... says:naughty boy
.... says:i thought sandra is ur gf?
! normz says:nope (heh.. did he just said that... naughty boy....again...wookieeee.....)
! normz says:heh..
.... says:so ur girl is back in s'pore?
! normz says:haha
! normz says:no gf yet
.... says:i don't believe!
! normz says:anyway gt run for now (ok gw gak mao ngmg ama lu lg man)
.... says:ok u work first."

Conversationnya selesai d sono... Ok.. cowoq man!!! Gw friik out gile.. Waduh... Sando seh blg orgnya cute.. Ya emank lucu seh... tp.. lucu-nya kayak hamster bukan cute-nya Colin Farrell atao... whoever... gay....

Ok.. hari ini gw masuk kantor.. dy lgsg msn gw... hari ini punya conversation:

... says: "eh i just got to the office" dlm bahasa Ingrris
.... says: so what did u go and do last night?
! normz says:oh...nothing much (DH: what????? ngapain lu nanya kmrn mlm ngapain)
! normz says:just reading
! normz says: heh
... says: reading with with sandra
! normz says: (DH.... woookiehhhh)

Ok... I barely know u man...

And ini conversation gw ama sando ttg dy:

Sandra says: heh...
Sandra says: quite gayish
! normz says: i think he wants to get to know ya from me
! normz says:u want me to pass him ur msn?
Sandra says: heh...
! normz says:he asked me if you're mi gf
Sandra says:thanks
! normz says: i said.. no....
Sandra says:das why he's so happy
! normz says: ya.
Sandra says:knowing You are single
! normz says: san, since u find him.... "cute".....
! normz says:um...
! normz says:i think u and him are gonna be a good match
! normz says:wow
! normz says: sooner than we think
! normz says:see whether mi prediction's rite San.. (DH note to readers: I made a prediction about San's future bf last time)
! normz says:um.. a guy.. not from SMU (check)
! normz says:taller than u (check)
! normz says:sporty (....nope)
! normz says:street smart (... nope)
! normz says:cute? (... definitely)
! normz says: (DH: copy) "... says:so what did u go and do last night?"
! normz says:i ....
Sandra says:ok he's into you
Sandra says:say nomore
Sandra says:i dunno ur attractive to gays
! normz says:shugs....

Ok man... Am I attractive to gays and orang2 aneh semacam itu?

4 Comments:

At 4:55 PM, Blogger ~Ly said...

huahahahhaaha... block him lah brudderrrr... ya ampun.. u should have said sandra is ur gf... then u will be save.. eh.. then later he try to get rid of her.. jangan deh.. just stay away from him.. protect urself.. huahahaha..

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger NORMZ said...

no la.. gw kasih sandra kesempatan mah.. hahaha.. gw udah cuekin orgnya hari ini.. lbh byk cowoq aneh d dunia ini daripada ce aneh.. iya gak se??? serious man...

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger spie_dee said...

norman, lo ga mao keilangan fans ya (despite his sexual PREFERENCE GITU LOH) bwahahahhahaa.... block him lar :D

 
At 2:01 AM, Blogger NORMZ said...

STEF!!! how u doing?? sial.. nanti ketemu dy lagi..... heh.. eh anyway libur Chinese New Year 2 minggu loh d Shanghai haha.

 

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