AM I ATTRACTIVE TO GAYS?
Now why would I ask such a silly qn?
Kmrn ketemu neh satu cowoq d MRT deket rumah kita. Kan dy ceritanya approach kita... In English: "Aduh dari Spore jg yach??" Dy blg dy org Shanghai bekas sklh d nus... Wah gw ama Sando udah seneng bgt.. Kan keren duonk ada temen Spore yg tinggal deket gw. Gw keluarin kartu nama SMU gw - neh nama gw.. dari SMU.... OK.. Terus selang 3 hari, dy e-mail gw. ternyata namanya jun.
Ok... dy blg lu coba add gw d msn dech.. OK.. gw add.. Kali pertama dy msn ama gw.. BLARRR...
Ini conversation-nya: (d bawah nama org-nya ....)
.... says: "dun worri. i'm online most of the time"
! normz says:hehe
! normz says: me too
... says: i found that u r quite naughty!!!!!
! normz says:lol (dlm hati DH: ok.. sounds funny .. heh?? ini org gila??)
.... says: always replace the ending "y" to "i"
! normz says:hahahaha (DH: oh.. hayyahhhh cm geto doank)
.... says:such as realli onli
! normz says:oh.. (DH: ya udah .... biasa geto loh)
! normz says:thta's sporean (DH: anak mama lu!!!!)
... says:naughty boy
.... says:i thought sandra is ur gf?
! normz says:nope (heh.. did he just said that... naughty boy....again...wookieeee.....)
! normz says:heh..
.... says:so ur girl is back in s'pore?
! normz says:haha
! normz says:no gf yet
.... says:i don't believe!
! normz says:anyway gt run for now (ok gw gak mao ngmg ama lu lg man)
.... says:ok u work first."
Conversationnya selesai d sono... Ok.. cowoq man!!! Gw friik out gile.. Waduh... Sando seh blg orgnya cute.. Ya emank lucu seh... tp.. lucu-nya kayak hamster bukan cute-nya Colin Farrell atao... whoever... gay....
Ok.. hari ini gw masuk kantor.. dy lgsg msn gw... hari ini punya conversation:
... says: "eh i just got to the office" dlm bahasa Ingrris
.... says: so what did u go and do last night?
! normz says:oh...nothing much (DH: what????? ngapain lu nanya kmrn mlm ngapain)
! normz says:just reading
! normz says: heh
... says: reading with with sandra
! normz says: (DH.... woookiehhhh)
Ok... I barely know u man...
And ini conversation gw ama sando ttg dy:
Sandra says: heh...
Sandra says: quite gayish
! normz says: i think he wants to get to know ya from me
! normz says:u want me to pass him ur msn?
Sandra says: heh...
! normz says:he asked me if you're mi gf
Sandra says:thanks
! normz says: i said.. no....
Sandra says:das why he's so happy
! normz says: ya.
Sandra says:knowing You are single
! normz says: san, since u find him.... "cute".....
! normz says:um...
! normz says:i think u and him are gonna be a good match
! normz says:wow
! normz says: sooner than we think
! normz says:see whether mi prediction's rite San.. (DH note to readers: I made a prediction about San's future bf last time)
! normz says:um.. a guy.. not from SMU (check)
! normz says:taller than u (check)
! normz says:sporty (....nope)
! normz says:street smart (... nope)
! normz says:cute? (... definitely)
! normz says: (DH: copy) "... says:so what did u go and do last night?"
! normz says:i ....
Sandra says:ok he's into you
Sandra says:say nomore
Sandra says:i dunno ur attractive to gays
! normz says:shugs....
Ok man... Am I attractive to gays and orang2 aneh semacam itu?
4 Comments:
huahahahhaaha... block him lah brudderrrr... ya ampun.. u should have said sandra is ur gf... then u will be save.. eh.. then later he try to get rid of her.. jangan deh.. just stay away from him.. protect urself.. huahahaha..
no la.. gw kasih sandra kesempatan mah.. hahaha.. gw udah cuekin orgnya hari ini.. lbh byk cowoq aneh d dunia ini daripada ce aneh.. iya gak se??? serious man...
norman, lo ga mao keilangan fans ya (despite his sexual PREFERENCE GITU LOH) bwahahahhahaa.... block him lar :D
STEF!!! how u doing?? sial.. nanti ketemu dy lagi..... heh.. eh anyway libur Chinese New Year 2 minggu loh d Shanghai haha.
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